The anti-beige décor rebellion is coming — and you're either on the list or watching from the sidelines.
Get Ready to Be Obsessed.
Your inbox is safe. Your décor is not.
Blasé Bizarre isn’t “cute décor in a box.” It’s a monthly surge of moody, glam, cheeky treasures curated for people who refuse to live in boring homes.
Each box is built around a theme with a distinct personality. One month leans dark and sultry, the next bold and mischievous, another glam with a sharp, witty edge. Always intentional. Always curated. Always a vibe.
Expect:
• Statement décor
• Gift-ready pieces for last-minute moments
• Snarky, personality-driven extras
• Boutique-level finds that feel discovered, not mass-marketed
Nothing basic. Nothing predictable. Everything chosen to make your home feel like you — bold, expressive, dramatic, and unapologetically individual.
And yes, the Frenchie chaos gremlins are involved. Their taste is impeccable. Their supervision is questionable.
Become a VIP Founding Rebel
This isn’t just a waitlist. It’s front-row access to the rebellion.
Founding Rebels receive:
• A bonus gift (reserved for the first 50 subscribers)
• Early access to new drops
• Priority selection during launch
• Insider previews as themes and boxes are developed
If you crave personality-driven décor and can’t stand another beige feed, you will not want to miss launch week.
Your inbox is safe. Your décor is not.
Founding Rebel perks are limited. Once they’re gone, they’re gone. Your future moody, dramatic, unapologetic home will thank you.
